Chapter Two//Junsu’s A Pain In The Ass.

“Junsu! What happened?” Jaejoong yelled when he walked in.
“That..ugliness..will be living with us for a… year...”
“WOOOO! YESS! AWESOME!” Yoochun, Yunho and Changmin screamed in joy. Junsu rolled his eyes.
“Stop being so pessimistic, Junsu. Everyone likes her but you.”
“Yoochun likes her because she’s the only thing with boobs in this house. Yunho likes her because she’s a girl. Changmin likes her because she’s immature, like him. And you like her because this is as close you’re ever going to get to a girl.”
What the fuck? Has Junsu gone mad? He’s so arrogant and rude…a mini Soo Man!!
Jaejoong giggled at his thoughts.
“What’s so funny?”
“Nothing. You’re just… an idiot.” Jaejoong joined everyone else.
Me? An idiot? I’m perfect. He’s just jealous.

Jin Hye finally got to look at each one separately.
Jaejoong’s pretty cute. His light blonde hair goes really well with his dark brown eyes. I especially like the way it’s cut. He’s kind of shy, but at least he gets Junsu to shut up.
Yoochun’s long black hair is nice. I mean, the chin length looks great on Jaejoong, but it’s alright on Yoochun. He’s kind of pervy though..Whatever. I’m the nuna, so I can whack him if I need to~
Changmin’s a cutie with his dark brown hair. It’s cleanly cut, too. He’s kind of a baby, even for 18 that’s a little too immature. Maybe he gets shy around girls?
Yunho is definitely uljjang material with that gorgeous face. And I love the way his light brown bangs sway to the side. It’s so… mysterious~ He’s really nice.
Junsu. Is a little baby. He’s the only one who doesn’t like me. He’s really mean too. How can something so cute and hot be so mean at the same time? Anyways, I like his golden colored hair and the way it’s all choppy. It suits him nicely. But still, he’s a little bitch.

“So..What’s your plan for the day?”
“Well, we were all enjoying it until you came and—”
Jaejoong punched Junsu really hard, and in the stomach.
“Never mind him. We were all trying to get some rest this morning and I got up and found you. And now you’re going to live with us for a year. So basically, we have nothing planned. Everyone’s fine with it. Right guys?”
“Right!”
“Junsu, is that right?”
He cringed in pain. “R-right, th-that’s g-great.”
“Super! So it’s up to you.”
“Um, alright. How about lunch? I’m starving.”
“Sounds excellent. Let’s go!”
Everyone got up and headed to the car.
It was only a five-seater.
“What are we going to do now?” Jin Hye asked.
“Well, you can either ride with me, Yoochun, Yunho and Changmin, or you could switch out with one of them and they could ride with Junsu,” Jaejoong suggested.
“You’re riding with me, whether you like it or not. If any of these guys were seen riding in my car, everyone would think I was gay.”
“You’re so mean, Junsu.” Changmin said. “I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but I don’t like it.”
“Whatever.”
Junsu picked Jin Hye up and put her in the car. She was stunned by this and didn’t say anything.
Stupid ass Junsu. What’s his problem anyways? I didn’t do anything wrong. It’s that Soo Man guy’s fault.
Jaejoong didn’t like the silence in his own car, so he started a conversation.
“So, what do you think about Jin Hye?” Jaejoong asked.
“Nuna’s really pretty! And she’s nice and cool and funny! I wish Junsu would stop being so mean to her..”Changmin said.
“Yeah, me too. She’s gorgeous and she’s as sweet as she could be.”
“She’s HOT!”
“Yoochun, will you ever learn that a woman is not just ‘hot’ and that there are tons of better qualities than good looks?” Jaejoong asked and then thought about it.
Junsu really should have been the one I said that to. But he usually knows that. He’s never so possessive about girls. He’s never even that rude. Sure, she has bright, honey eyes unlike everyone else, and sure, she’s dyed her hair a nice sandy color which has obviously been streaked with turquoise highlights, but it all comes together when you look at her personality. She seems so happy and full of energy. I wonder if she eats a lot. I love a girl with a big appetite.

Meanwhile, in Junsu’s car, things weren’t going too smoothly.
“Why did you just pick me up like that and put me in here?”
“Because I felt like it.”
Because I kind of like you..
“Just because you’re an uljjang doesn’t mean you can control me like that!” She covered her mouth and looked out the window after realizing what she had said.
Junsu kind of smiled.
She just called me an uljjang. Haha, I guess I really am great-looking.

Junsu pulled into some random convenience store parking lot. It seemed empty. Little did Jin Hye know, the same photographer had been following them.
“What are we doing here? Are you going to rape me?”
“Ew, no. Who would wanna lay their hands on something like you? Get out, I need to pick up something.” Junsu opened her door.
“Thanks.” She glared at him.
They walked in. It was pretty typical. An ajosshi was manning the checkout and a cheap fan provided the air circulation.
They were browsing the aisles, when something poked Jin Hye’s shoulder. She turned around, thinking it was Junsu.
“What do you want?”
*FLASH*
Someone took a candid picture of her.
“Miss, what’s your name?”
“Her name’s Jin Hye.” Junsu answered for her.
“Oh! Xiah! Is this young lady related to you in some sort of way?”
“She’s my girlfriend.”
“No I’m—” before Jin Hye could finish, she felt something soft against her own lips.
I hope those weren’t his lips. Think positive. Maybe he covered my mouth.
*FLASH*
The photographer took a picture.
“Um, thanks. You can leave now.” Jin Hye told the guy.
He walked outside, chuckling to himself.
“Junsu! Yah! What the fuck was that? You don’t own me and I’m not your girlfriend!”
“It was only for the press and the money I’ll make off of it. Trust me. I don’t like you."
In some strange, miniscule, invisible way, I like you, Jin Hye. I could care less about the money. I don’t even know why I came here. I made you mad. I’m sorry.
“You knew the photographer? You hired him! It’s only the first day I’ve known you, and you suck, Kim Junsu.”

They got back in the car and quickly drove to some restaurant. “Sorry we’re late.” Junsu said.
“It’s fine. Have a seat.” Jaejoong said.
Jin Hye sat on the inside of a booth. Junsu pulled Yunho out from sitting next to her and sat next to her instead. Yunho was now on the outside, across from Yoochun. Jin Hye was across from Changmin, and that left Junsu across from Jaejoong.

With the big eaters Jin Hye and Changmin, that meant they ordered pretty much everything. Jin Hye ate 4 courses, 4 bowls of rice and two glasses of water. Everyone was staring at her.
“Damn girl, you can eat!” Yoochun exclaimed.
“How do you eat everything and stay so beautiful?” Yunho asked.
Jin Hye blushed. “I don’t know.”
Jaejoong stared at her in amusement. He had a thing for girls who liked to eat.
Wow, she really likes to eat. It’s kind of sexy. Hehehe.
“Yay! Nuna has something in common with me!” Changmin said as he shoved some ice cream in his mouth.
“EW. Nuna, you’re such a pig!” Junsu said.
Wow, you have a great appetite. I could cook for you forever.
“You know what? You’re the real pig for treating me like dirt. I didn’t do anything to you. Go bitch to Lee Soo Man and stop ruining everything. Everyone else likes me; maybe you’re brainless and can’t process the fact that I’m being nice. I’ve never met a boy like you. You make me sick. And don’t ever call me nuna again. You should be calling me unnie, how little girlish you act. Get out of my way.” She pushed Junsu and Yunho out of the booth and then stepped outside.
She likes to eat a lot and she’s feisty! I like that in a girl. But Junsu does suck, very much. I don’t like seeing other guys hurt girl’s feelings intentionally.
“Junsu hyung, you ruined everything.” Changmin said. He frowned, then glared at Junsu and stepped outside.

He’s such a loser! Why is he so mean to me? I sure showed him.  Still don’t get what I’m doing with them. I wonder if I have a family somewhere. They’re probably worried about me. Oooh! My favourite! A giant lollipop!
Jin Hye went towards a candy stand and saw the biggest lollipop.
5,000 ￦. Jin Hye was 1,000 ￦ short.
“Aw, man.”
“Nuna, do you need some money? You can have my 1,000.”
“Aww! Thank you!”
Well, that was kind of a waste. There’s a whole box of these at… I guess, home. I’ll give this to Changmin as a thanks later. He looks taxidermied, he’s so stuffed.

Back at the table, everyone just stared at their plates. Junsu picked up his chopsticks and Yunho decided to leave.

“Nuna? I’m sorry Junsu’s like this. He’s usually setting the best example for us.”
“Ugh, whatever. I could care less about him. I’m ready to go home. Tell Jaejoong and Yoochun to leave so Junsu has to pay. He deserves it.”

Yunho did exactly what she said. In the end, Jin Hye rode back home with Junsu. Only this time, she sat in the backseat. Both car rides home were completely silent. Not even an occasional cough.

When both cars arrived, they had no idea what was in store for them..